Everybody play safe in reality, now, and jerk off to my books to get your risky fucking jollies, okay? Okay.) (And it goes without saying that fantasies are not necessarily something you want in real life. I have something I’m working on that’s pretty much that, but it is a go-to nutting fantasy for me and maybe it is secretly one of your fantasies, too. And also over at Smashwords, which is also smashingly awesome for giving me some space on their site to peddle the very, deeply wrong jerk-off material I’ve written.
First, at Barnes & Noble, which is very kind and noble of them to allow me the opportunity to earn a buck from my filthy, dirty fantasies and my wicked way with a pen. How did I do this? It’s like I’m magic!īut no worries! It is available at two other stores. I kid you not! My very first book of smut that is supposed to make me a little bit of the monies so my dad will shut it gets BANNED FROM AMAZON for being too filthy, dirty, and wrong. So, guess what, mothafockers! My book was banned from Amazon.